The Chesterfield has returned from another exciting adventure. You may be wondering how the Chesterfield can afford to travel this much. He’s got a lot of vacation time built up and he’s good at saving money. Also, his mother is a first class seat on American Airlines, so he gets really good discounts on plane tickets. This is a true story. On to the adventures. . .
Times Square was pretty great. Look at all the advertising! Thank goodness that the Chesterfield doesn’t look like a tourist. That lady off to the right is obviously a tourist. Aren’t you embarrassed for her?
Central Park. It was pretty quiet when we visited. We would have stayed longer, but you know what they say about Central Park after dark – it’s his prerogative. Pardon me – I’m being told they say that about Bobby Brown. I apologize for the confusion.
Here we are outside the Ed Sullivan Theater, home of the “Late Show with David Letterman.” We didn’t attend the show, we just walked by. Just calm down. It’s not like you were inside either.
The famous ice skating rink at Rockefeller Center. You know why it’s famous? It’s famous because this is where they decided to make TV screens square. Also, it’s the namesake of Rockefeller Hanks, known to you and me as Tom Hanks.
This is outside of the “Today” show. You see that guy standing there. That’s actually Kathie Lee Gifford. The makeup they use on TV is remarkable.
Here’s the couch on famous Madison Avenue. We looked for Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, but came up empty-handed. Later, we found out that is not only the name of our favorite NYC cab driver, it is also the name of an ad firm on a fictional TV program popular with young people and people who are young-people adjacent.
The Chesterfield got some culture while visiting the Guggenheim Museum, also known as the Goog. I wonder if anyone else knows it as that. Let’s start that.
The famous Bethesda Fountain in Central Park. It’s hard to tell from this picture, but no one here is wearing pants. We were told that’s just an NYC thing. We found that it really helps you maintain eye contact with park visitors of a certain age.
We do not, Victore.
The Chesterfield is bigger than the Empire State Building! New York City is magic!
We waited for hours to see some Rockettes, but saw nothing. We’re pretty sure they were all seeing a Rockefeller Hanks movie.
Hey, Pigeon Man! Who do you think you’re grossing out more? The Chesterfield or that little girl?
This is what Washington Square looks like on Halloween. No one claimed to have the name “Washington” and it’s not really square.
The Metropolitan Opera at Lincoln Center. By this time, the Chesterfield thought he was pretty fancy. He came back down to earth when that man in the black jacket sat down on him, revealing the fact that he was only wearing chaps in the process.