Are you getting antsy to find out what Bud Light is up to with their Super Bowl teaser commercials? Heath and Kasey review and speculate the five spots.
BUD LIGHT “ARNOLD ZIPPER” SUPER BOWL XLVIII TEASER
K: This man was a governor. Let’s all just let that sink in for a minute.
H: I didn’t really care for this, but my housekeep loved it.
BUD LIGHT “ARNOLD WARMUP” SUPER BOWL XLVIII TEASER
K: Maybe they’re coming out with Royal Tenenbaums 2: Electric Boogaloo?
H: Are they doing a contemporary remake of “Deliverance?” Because it sounds like they are doing a contemporary remake of “Deliverance.”
BUD LIGHT “DON” SUPER BOWL XLVIII TEASER
K: At first I thought the llama’s name was Donnie Llama, but that’s apparently a joke she told Don Cheadle that he just figured out, the doorman calls her Lilly. She’s a llama about town! All the elevator operators know her name. Do elevator operators even exist anymore outside of Wes Anderson movies? I think I’m probably onto something…or reaching. I’ll go with reaching until I see one of the Wilson brothers.
H: The llama reminded me of the ostrich from Arrested Development. I don’t understand what they’re trying to sell and I won’t buy it!
BUD LIGHT “REGGIE FREESTYLE” SUPER BOWL XLVIII TEASER
K: I would do whatever had to be done to be put on the guest list of a wedding where Reggie Watts was the DJ.
H: I once went to a wedding where the groom got nervous and then the bride beat him up with her bouquet on the street. By “went” I mean, “saw it in Sex and the City: The Movie.”
BUD LIGHT “WHATEVER IS COMING” SUPER BOWL XLVIII TRAILER
K: Bud Light is putting America to work. 412 actors? They’ll all finally have something to put on their IMDB page! Well aside from their previous entry as “Courtroom Extra” on Judge Mathis.
H: Don’t forget “Sexy Decoy” on Maury. Well, I guess that’s not really the database your name ends up on if you’re a sexy decoy on Maury. Either way, the prospect of this commercial is stressing me out. Not “Mom is here for a visit” stress, but stress nonetheless (“Nevermore” –Raven).
K: And 5 rock stars. One of them has to be Adam Levine. As evidenced by his proactive commercials, he’s most certainly “up for whatever”.
H: Unless he was busy, then I bet they roll out Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Can you imagine? The only thing Chad Kroeger has ever convinced me to do is change the radio station. Hey-o!
K: It’s looking like perhaps some Hangover-esque scenario will happen for the unsuspecting guy? Will the llama roofie his beer? Maybe a choose-your-own-adventure/how-drunk-are-you type thing? I guess I’d consider myself “up for whatever happens next” as long as it’s not “drink Bud Light”.
H: I’m looking forward to seeing how this plays out, but mostly because I want to free up that space in my brain so I can think about candy.